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Showing posts with label anxious thought of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anxious thought of the day. Show all posts

Monday 15 August 2011

Gravy of the week - Bisto beef.



This week's featured gravy is Bisto (beef flavour).
It's extremely tasty.
Why sweat over a pan? That's never a pleasant thing to do under any circumstances.
Simply Boil a kettle and make Bisto! Then pour it over your spuds or chips or sausages or all three - and if there's any left in the jug just drink it for afters.
Then get one of these blood pressure-o-meters and marvel as the needle zooms to undreamt of heights.
Not that I'm saying that there is a connection between Bisto, salt levels, and high blood pressure - no. Not at all. Bisto is a tasty beverage-cum-condiment and an asset to any gourmet's kitchen.


Monday 28 February 2011

Thought for the day...


Be all you can be!
That was a really crap slogan from a few years back - one of these regular "get Scotland 'ealthy" campaigns, if I remember rightly.
As if.
I'm going to spend the rest of today wallowing in the tepid, bacteria-infested waters of my own neurosis.
I might decide to be a man tomorrow - again!